Man Eats Bhut Jolokia Pepper

More than 1,000,000 on the Scoville heat scale. Imagine what his butthole feels like. Oh My.

Doobie Brothers – What A Fool Believes Drum Cover

Smooth drum-a-long video. Why does it remind me of 40 year old virgin though? Must be that voice. Forever tied to that movie for me now.

Jerk Store T-Shirt

Here’s an awesome George Costanza T-Shirt that says, “The jerk store called, they’re running out of you.” That’s from one of my favorite episodes, The Comeback. You can even watch that episode here.

A Perfect Circle – The Outsider Drum Cover

After a couple soft covers by Hobocabbage, he brings the noise with some A Perfect Circle.

Modern Family S01 E14 – Moon Landing

I’m loving this show. This episode was absolutely rock solid.

Dog Takes Advantage Of Chicken

I mean, shit, he bought her like 3 drinks and listened to her ramble on about reality tv, her new purse and how ugly her friend’s new boyfriend is. did that chicken think this WASN’T going to happen?

EXTREME Injury Lawyers.

They’re determined to get your attention. Most likely, the ad agency they went to was eager to try out their new video editing software and green screen.

Asian Women Getting Plastic Surgeries TO Look Like Jessica Alba.

More rational thinking, ladies. If this chick had a boyfriend who was obsessed with Jessica Alba, why can’t this chick realize he has the problem, not her. Weird.

Machine Turns Office Paper Into Toilet Paper

“White Goat” can turn those T.P.S. reports into T.P.

This Could Be Your Daughter.

This is why I’m a firm believer in monitoring everything your kid is doing. This girl is on the fast track to the Maury Povich show with a slew of ghetto kids finding out who the baby daddy is. WTF!