Here’s an awesome George Costanza T-Shirt that says, “The jerk store called, they’re running out of you.” That’s from one of my favorite episodes, The Comeback. You can even watch that episode here.
I mean, shit, he bought her like 3 drinks and listened to her ramble on about reality tv, her new purse and how ugly her friend’s new boyfriend is. did that chicken think this WASN’T going to happen?
They’re determined to get your attention. Most likely, the ad agency they went to was eager to try out their new video editing software and green screen.
More rational thinking, ladies. If this chick had a boyfriend who was obsessed with Jessica Alba, why can’t this chick realize he has the problem, not her. Weird.
This is why I’m a firm believer in monitoring everything your kid is doing. This girl is on the fast track to the Maury Povich show with a slew of ghetto kids finding out who the baby daddy is. WTF!