“If I have to find Jesus, does that mean he’s hiding?”
One time I had a funny jesus shirt, and my mom threw it away on me. Now that I do my own clothes washing, I can have any shirt I …
Maybe not EVER, but it’s bad. You would think a christian band would get a little help from “god” and be blessed with rhythm and singing ability but….nope.
Pastor plans to propose to his girlfriend during a hot air balloon ride. Not the best time to have a case of the oopsies.