Waste Of Money: 3 Minute Legs

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If you’re a fat chick looking to piss away some of your money, check out 3 minute legs. Sure, this is a great idea for an infomercial to grab the attention of men sitting at a bar, but those guys aren’t going to be buying the machine. They’re just enjoying giggling at women on tv straddling something and squatting down on it.

To me, the concept behind 3 minute legs makes almost no sense. It’s supposed to help enable you to do exercises like squats and lunges that you normally wouldn’t be able to do on your own because of poor balance. I mean, we’re talking about using your own body weight here. If you can’t squat down with your own body weight without falling, then you need a lot more help than what this flimsy-looking contraption can provide. Also, if you can’t squat down and pick yourself back up, you probably look nothing like the hotties demonstrating the machine in the commercial.

Why not spend your money on something that really works? (if you do it, that is)

And ladies, if you’re a faithful Oprah or Ellen watcher and fan, consider this; Ellen promotes the product on her show, talking about how great it is. You might want to consider how these powerful television personalities can be shown some cash to get them to promote ANYTHING, even this piece of junk.

Here’s the commercial:

Here’s 3 minute legs on Ellen (Bonus shake weight action.[I'm surprised Ellen even knows how to do that]):

Wow. I just found a site for people who purchase 3 minute legs. It’s an exclusive “Members Only” site where you can lookup workouts, post your progress, and even upload and share before and after pictures. You can tell this is a bunch of bullshit because, I mean, look at the frickin’ site. The before and after pictures are the first giveaway. If these are “real people”, then I find it amazing how all these real people have magically taken their pics with the same camera, lighting, and white backdrop. It’s also amazing that none of these “real women” and look like complete dumpster fires when you know that people who are buying exercise machines via toll-free numbers after watching infomercials must look absolutely terrible. Maybe you look like shit. Hey, it happens. Just don’t waste your money on this when you could spend your money on something that works….like eating less junk food and walking around the block. Invest in an mp3 player and some workout music. Start drinking water and ditching sugar drinks.

If you’re so fat, uncoordinated, or out-of-shape that you can’t even do the simple movement of squatting down, you might want to consider first a healthy diet and some walking.

If you resemble the women using this hunk of junk in the commercial, you probably will find no benefit from something like this because it makes the act of squatting EASIER which will give you no results. Instead, try something like P90x, going to the gym, or something like this: