Keyboardless Laptop

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I hate Apple fanboys.  I hate going to a local coffee shop to to buy some overpriced cup of shit water and seeing all the busted ass moochers in there ripping off the shop’s electricity, hogging tables, and basically camping out while drinking a cold, nearly empty cup of java.  What I hate more than that are the fuckers who are using Apple products.  Your computer and bloated “I shall limit you to iTunes because you’re a stupid fucktard” mp3 players are not superior.

So, when I saw this ad for a keyboardless laptop by Apple, I couldn’t help but laugh.  I know somewhere out there is a market of Apple fanboys will to buy and use something like this just because they can’t get Apple’s dick out of their mouths.  So what if it would take hours to complete an email?