Archive for: April 2008

Diet Pill Alli will make you shit your pants!

date 27 Apr 2008 | category Health

I’ve seen the diet supplement Alli on store shelves. Apparently it will block fat absorption and make you shit oil.  Even worse, it will make you shit your pants like an 80 year old man waiting for the bus. So, …

Guy Pumps Gas Into Imaginary Car

date 23 Apr 2008 | category Drugs

Man Arrested After Pumping Gas Into Imaginary Car - News- msnbc.com

Bummer to all you stoners and rollers who live in or around  Louisville, Kentucky, the guy selling what could probably be the best shit around just got busted.  Dude …

Absinthe is legal and here’s how you purchase, prepare, and consume it.

date 23 Apr 2008 | category Alcohol

Absinthe: The Guide to Getting, Preparing, and Drinking Absinthe : College Drinker

Absinthe is legal in the United states but due to the freshness of this shit’s legality, it’s going to take some time before you can buy some quality …

Video: Urinal Elephants invade Japan - Engadget

date 23 Apr 2008 | category Video

Video: Urinal Elephants invade Japan - Engadget

It would seem that the robot takeover is well underway.  Most recent victims, Japanese toilet cleaner people.  Sorry, but you’re going to be finding a new job, maybe cleaning fat people’s underwear, after …

The 7 Greatest Home Shopping Screw Ups of All Time | Cracked.com

date 20 Apr 2008 | category Video

The 7 Greatest Home Shopping Screw Ups of All Time | Cracked.com

Too damn hilarious when the morons that describe products on home shopping channels make mistakes. Is it wrong of me to hope they get hurt? Enjoy these blooper …